Jangan Tegur: Lets villainize men!!

Look at the guy

*by Mr.Lat*

Swine lebih famous dari mawi...!!

okayh... sebelum korang komen apa2.. aku bagitau dulu laa awal2... ni just my opinion bout the issue je.. takde real research pun.. through observation ngan discussions je... tak ke korang rasa swine flu pandemic cam over rated? death rate swine flu cuma somewhere below 10%.. ada yang kata it's even below 5%.. kalo nak dibandingkan dengan bird flu dulu yang dalam 60%.. kalo betul laaa 5% death rate.. dia cam up sket je dari demam denggi.. *insert bunyi fogging yang dibenci ketika tidur petang di hostel*

im not trying to take this issue lightly gak.. tapi perasan tak pandemic ni banyak jadi lepas global recessions? pharmaceutical companies memang banyak kaut untung time2 camni.. malaysia alone, dah brape banyak equipment kerajaan labur nak cover entry points and internal transfers lagi.. kawan aku yang kerja hospital, swine flu specific teams dah jadi macam astronaut dah dengan new gadgets and all.. i smell a conspiracy theory.. $$$$$ hahahahah

aku bukannya apa... just terasa kelakar laaa bila aku makan kat nandos pun.. kat folded table menu dia pun nak kasik tips elak swine flu gak.. giller commercialized pandemic ni.. xD dah hype mengalahkan mawi waktu dia masuk AF dulu dah ni... apa barang setakat kuar mamee slurp jee weihh?? aku jugak yakin mawi tak mampu tutupkan beberapa skolah and buat kecoh kat urbanscapes.. crowd2 urbanscapes sure pandang mawi sebelah mata je kan?? wahhahahaha

ok.. ok.. back to the issue, kalo nak beli satu mask tu dalam 8ringgit kot.. ntah.. modal nak buat.. hmmm... ntah.. try laa tanya.. kawan2 aku ada gak laa yang study abroad, kerja, stay sana.. tapi takde laa plak entry point semua nak scan2 and all.. awareness pun secara general je.. takde gelabah2 pun... adakah kita jadi camni sebab muslim country nye swine-phobic cliche? atau adakah ianya sengaja di direct kan kepada kita supaya pharmaceutical companies dari negara2 'sana' bleh tampal2 sket effect recession? korang fikir sendiri lah.. semua dah besar panjang.. =D yang aku tau.. kalo demam.. aku gi hospital.. ko pun patut gak laa.. chalo.. nah.. hadiah untuk korang... babi sekor!

Figura 1.1 Mawi... sila bunuh haiwan ini untuk kembalikan zaman kegemilangan awak! hahahaha

Ninja master obama!!

A bit outdated.. but hell.. this is funny weihh... apa2 benda pun bleh jadi modal bebudak zaman sekarang.. im 'for' obama and the destruction of house flies!!!

Haihh.. tatau nak kata apa dah...

Ni aku patut DDT diorang ke patut be grateful ada gak orang ingat kat aku.. entahlah.. cam dua2 gak laaa kot.. apa perasaan korang kalo bukak2 facebook nampak ni..

tak clear.. aku tau..malas nak clear kan dan sengaja supaya susah sket korang nak baca kesengalan bebudak ni.. hahahaha

Nine to five: seniman delusional..

apa perasaan korang kalau ada rakan sepejabat anda yang kononnya (mungkin dia benar2 suka) cintakan music dan mengusung gitarnya ke sana ke mari di ofis? masa2 semua orang bekerja, dia akan hilang dan dendangkan lagu di sana sini macam seniman jalanan.. aku tak kisah actually.. in fact, aku bleh je join sekaki petik satu dua lagu... TETAPI.. janganlah sibuk sangan dengan gitar tu sampai kerja tak siap.. sampai orang kena call berpuluh puluh kali untuk submit kerja.. jangan lah sampai menyusahkan orang lain punya kerja, pending sebab tunggu input dari ko untuk submit report and all... janganlah sampai kau susahkan orang2 dari department lain dan busukkan nama orang2 department ko yg tekun bekerja tu ha... we're all adults.. perlukah orang bebel kat kau macam budak kecik? tak kan? perlu kah orang marah2, tempik2, kasi surat amaran dan mengadu kat higher ups? tak perlu kan? aku tak suka kacau or tutup periuk nasi orang, tapi ingatlah... banyak je jerung, ular dan vulture kat luar sana yang would be more than glad nak taruk pasir time ko tengah tanak nasik... apa2 pun.. aku rasa the person mesti take this video seriously...



aku berani bet, dari berapa banyak pun hot girls yang ko nyanyikan, and ko claim they were charmed by your guitar.. takde satu pun yang ko dapat, kan? stop being delusional... music is for your heart not for getting laid.. =D

moving forward...

Person A: it's yours now.. (handing over his/heart on a platter)

Person B: you do realize i'm breaking up with you right?

Person A: that's the strange thing.. it's actually yours now.. i dunno why it works this way
but i'll never be able to get over you.. and so.. from now on.. every girl that i meet will be meticulously compared to you and unfortunately none of them would be able to measure up to the false memory of what we once 'had'

Person B: maybe i could keep it for a while when i need someone to talk to.. and when i need someone to make me happy.. and then.. eventually, i’ll give it back to you when we both find someone new..

Person A: unfortunately... it wont work that way..

Person B: why not?

Person A: well now that u have my 'heart'... i'm pretty much an empty cavity inside.. for the lack of a better term... heartless... i will now treat each women i meet with a passive aggressive contentiousness.. that'll ruin relationships after relationships for many years to come...

"And maybe it's a little selfish
All I have is the memory
Yet I never stopped to wonder
Was it possible you were hurtin' worse than me
Still my hunger turns to greeeeed
Cause what about what I neeeeeed?!
And OHHHH~! Who's gonna save my soul now?
Who's gonna save my soul now?
Ohhhh I know I'm out of control now
Oooh-oooh, tired enough to lay my own soul down"

p/s: terima kasih banyak laaa jebon for this

anniversary of an uninteresting event

"No more gold lights for the queen earth to keep you warm in your kingdoms
High on the waves you make for us
But not since you left have the waves come
The bar is dead and the rocket's rain is keeping you wet in your deathbed
so high on the waves you made for us
And not since you left have the waves come... have the waves come..."

Anniversary of an uninteresting event---

when there is love, there will be hate. no matter how hard we try to make everybody love each other, people are bound to hate somebody eventually. if the earth is a place of absolute love, with no hatred whatsoever, then it would've lost its' taste.. sweetness is through the acknowledgment of bitterness. pleasure is through the realization of pain. yin and yang, a balance to life.. and if the balance were to be distorted, we are bound to one twisted kind of life. embrace your love(s), grip on to your hatred(s).. enjoy the dish of life with every taste buds on your tongue.. i'll love you, i'll hate you, i'll loathe you, i'll despise you, i'll appreciate you, i'll ignore you, i'll hurt you, i'll annoy you, i'll ease you, i'll please you, i'll take you for granted, i WILL...

Jangan Tegur: Mari kita lihat dunia...

Sumber = resource

Resos = refilling a bottle of ketchup.

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

*by Mr Lat*

Nine to five...

Location- Staff Room

Mr. Program Leader: Eh.. you haven't filled up your designation in this form lah..
Coordinator: What lah.. which form?? *while busy playing DotA*
Mr. Program Leader: Aiyaaa.. this one laa the form for bla bla bla..
Coordinator: It's for you to keep right? No need lah.. im busy, pawning Ahmad(bukan nama sebenar)... see, see, see... he got away!!
Ahmad: Yohooo... Lucky!! (shouting from 4 tables away..)
Coordinator: Aiyaa... lucky you bastard!!
Mr. Program Leader: Oi.. fill up lah..
Coordinator: Ya laa.. ya laaa... *takes the form and starts filling up*
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Name: Tony Macaroni
Designation: Full time gamers, part time lecturer

Terjemahan title movie di panggung...

sepanjang career aku sebagai pelawat tetap panggung wayang, ada sesuatu yang sentiasa aku 'look forward' to setiap kali movie nak start... especially movie2 english laa.. chinese dan lain2 aku tak faham.. so subtitle translation tu is what i take it as the title lah.. bagi movie2 english ni plak... para 'subbers' (bleh diguna ke eh?? sbb anime online semua pakai fansub? =p) atau pengalih bahasa di finas? lembaga filem negara? ntah.. malas nak research.. yeaahh.. mereka selalu mengambil initiative sendiri untuk menterjemah tajuk movies ye.. dan selalunya.. terjemahan itu akan menghasilkan sesuatu yang kadang sengal.. bangang dan kadang2 mempaerkan kebodohan tahap dewa... macam last time.. t4: salvation, di translate sebagai t4: pembebasan... dulu.. finding nemo, diorang translate jadi NEMO SI COMEL!! i said wtf!!! giler contextual translation tahap suka hati mak bapak punya ni.. Transporter 2 jadi pengahantar 2.. fast and furious jadi pantas dan garang... too fast too furious jadik terlalu pantas, terlalu garang.. wahahahhahaha so.. sempena premier transformers 24th nanti.. i just cant wait to see apa yang diorang translate untuk revenge of the fallen.. tugas mudah untuk anda.. pilih jawapan2 objective di bawah sebagai ramalan anda untuk translasi revenge of the fallen.. or.. u can always come up with your own.. aku akan checkidout kat cieleisure.. so korang check laa kat GSC ngan TGV.. mungkin lain.. mungkin sama... =D possible translation, ramalan aku would be..

a) transformers: dendam si tewas
b) transformers: pembalasan yang tumpas
c) transformers: dendam lama
d) transformers: si tewas kembali
e) transformers: hutang lama wahahahaha
f) transformers: dendam 'the fallen' (ni langkah selamat dari diorang ni.. hehe)

okeh.. apa kata korang??

Figura 1.0 Revenge of the Fallen