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Hikmat ramalan kesedapan makanan di restoran...

sepanjang career aku sebagai seorang pemakan yang berjaya dan pernah bekerja di kedai makan.. aku telah berjaya mengformulate satu petua yang berguna untuk meramal kesedapan makanan di sesebuah restoran. aku ingin stress kan sket.. yg ilmu ini bleh diapply pada restoran, bukan gerai.. dan bukan mamak.setelah sekian lama menjadi host rancangan jalan-jalan cari makan sendiri punya edition, aku dapat tengok ada korelasi (correlation) di antara kesedapan makanan dan kepekatan cecair mencuci tangan. alaa... sabun liquid yg diorang letak tepi singki tu haaa.. analisa aku telah mencapai konklusi bahawa semakin pekat cecair sabun basuh tangan tu semakin sedap makanan yg dihidangkan. korang tak yakin? meh aku explain the 'science' behind it. kalo sabun liquid tu cair... yang dah dicampur 1:5 dengan air.. dah sah laaa kedai tersebut lokek dalam penyediaan makanan. sabun jenama tesco/giant pun nak campur air.. rempah ratus.. daging2.. sayur2 semua.. confirm laa diorang lokek jugak. ini mempunyai kesan drastik terhadap mutu makanan. dan sekali lagi, ini tidak boleh diapply kepada gerai.. sebab gerai memang low cost business... mungkin kesejahteraan tikus2 disitu ada korelasi (perlu lebih research dan sampling) mamak plak.. diorang tergolong dalam genre lain.. mungkin kesedapan bergantung kepada ketebalan misai atau ketebalan bulu lengan ane tebar roti tu (perlu lebih kaji selidik juga). okeh.. berbalik kepada benda yg aku dah confirm... so, next time.. kalo korang nak pastikan korang kat restaurant yg sedap... sampai2 jerr.. gi laaa basuh tangan dulu... tengok kepekatan sabun tu... then baru korang commit. kalo sabun pun takde... blah jer.. hikmat ni bukan 100% tepat.. tapi bleh dijadikan indicator lah untuk korang... sebab bagi aku.. food is sacred!

Figura 1.1 Selamat mencuba hikmat ini ya kawan2! =D

Blue pill or red pill?

well.. life is all about choices. and choices we made.. make.. or will make can never ever satisfy everybody. human relation is like a never ending-intertwined vines that would eventually hurt somebody with every move we make. gone were the days where i would put myself in the way so that i could protect other people. or at least i've increase the requirements for people to be the person that i'd take a bullet for to minimize the margin of me, myself getting hurt. with every problem, there's a solution. and god knows... solutions, served raw on the plate can never be well accepted by a lot of people. it's somewhat similar to 'the cold hard truth'. im a man of 'right now'. a man of reality. a man with the balls to just directly confront the truth. a man of solutions. a man of 'lets get it done so that we can move on to the next thing'. i try to minimize the 'what if' or even dwelling too much on dreams (dreams & goals are two different things laaa bugger!). i try not to linger for too long with issues. if i think i can do it, i'll go all the way to get it done. if i think i cant, lets just scrap it now on move on to something that i can. that's just the way i am, and that's the way i've been all these years. and here you are mr morpheus.. handing me a red and a blue pill..

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes." 

-Morpheus

The Witch!

When you go 'witch hunting' with a war of attrition, that makes you the lousiest leader ever. too slow to make any impact and damaging your own followers in the process.. it's a losing battle right from the start. have you ever heard of the term 'Pyrrhic victory'? =) now that, my friend.. is leadership incompetency at the lowest level! hahahaha

Taken from http://anatreptic.com/archives/politics/

Musim mengawan strikes back!

yeaa yeaaaa.. aku banyak bunyi bila ramai kawan2 aku dah melangkah alam seterusnya. i know.. nanti2 aku akan ada gf jugak. aku akan jadi macam diorang gak (kata mereka lah.. aku tak setuju with this one). tapi itu NANTI. lets focus on now ye? last weekend merangkap hari best friends aku kawen.. alah.. the one yg laki and pompuan tu dua2 kawan baik aku, then they're together sebab aku yang kenen kenen kan. wedding was superb. tapi my favorite would be gambar wedding diorang laa.. hasil sentuhan chot touch. taknak bagi link kat korang sebab nanti aku kawen aku nak pakai dia jugak. so taknak ramai sangat yang tau.. bweekkkkk =P

ok, ignore that.. gambar2 dia memang cantik arrr sebab si chot ni bukan wedding photographer. dia street. so sentuhan dia lain dari typical wedding photographer lah.. meh kita ushar sket.

 

 

 

 

 

Cheers for the loveliest couple ever (next to me and my future partner of course! =p)

Signing off!!

Photo by: Chot Touch
Asst: Larn Rai, Zuel Ridzuan, Din Saha & Fadhil
info: chot@chottouch.com

Bas.... sikal! Ho yeahhh~!

Apa khabar dunia! dah lama aku tak update pasal adventure basikal.. aritu aku kayuh kat Kiara and yes.. aku tergolek bayek punya. nak lagi best, aku tak pakai knee guard aku tu sebab dah bajet terer sangat. so, out of action gak laa for a while. and nak dijadikan cerita, balik tu... tayar depan basikal aku tu plak kena cilok. siot betul. kalo aku jumpa si lahabau yang mencilok tu, memang aku bubuh puaih puaih. dia ingat wheelset aku tu dua tiga ploh hinggit saja ka?

so.. setelah puas aku melayan musim mengawan kawan2.. i need to make a statement. need to show them that i can do something impulsive that they cant do (without a great deal of 'whoppin' from their gf, tunang or wife laaa hahahahah). alang alang tayar depan dah hilang.. aku pun buang tebiat dengan... BELI WHEELSET BARU DEPAN BLAKANG SKALI NGAN ROTOR NGAN TAYAR DAN JUGA SKALI DENGAN TUBE. wahahahahhahaha. puas ati!

dengan itu, marilah kita sama sama menonton 'barang' yang telah di'angkat'.

Figura 1.1 Louis garneau kesayangan

Figura 1.2 Hub depan gold

Figura 1.3 Rotor alligator gold dengan hub gold jugak!

Figura 1.4 Tayar panaracer fireXCpro dipasang pada rim TOKEN ROCKET

okeh kawan-kawan... di manakah hala tuju kayuhan kita seterusnya??

Musim mengawan datang lagi...

busy... yeap aku memang busy. skarang adalah masa2 marking students work. malas betul.. dengan jawapan yang bukan2 dari students dan pelbagai variasi ejaan nama aku.. yes.. ianya kelakar... tapi at the same time sedikit menyampah. bukannya apa.. terasa effort mengajar diorang tu dah ke laut ke entah ke mana. dahla nama kita pun diorang tak ingat. okay enough of that. last two weeks aku naik ke KB to attend my friend's engagement. diorang berdua tu dah macam family dah for me.. meh kita tengok sket..

 

 sweet kan?? it was one great roadtrip from KL to KB and back.. time raya haji. dua kereta. and ni adalah krew2 yang terlibat...

jalan-jalan di KB was good tapi too bad sebab banyak restaurants tutup sempena raya haji.. so it was more to just lepak2 and then jalan gi pasar and all jer lah.bought sampin(samping) over there sebab weekend nanti aku akan jadi pengapit untuk my best friends' wedding.

aritu diorang engaged.. ni the wedding itself. best friends? sebab the bride and the groom are both my best friends.. and diorang kenal each other via yours truly. =D cant wait for that.

coming back to the trip.. balik tu kitaorang turun melalui cameron highlands and yes, it was a great experience. terrific scenery.. pit stops yang interesting and of course, great company. last weekend plak.. merupakan majlis pernikahan salah seorang ahli brotherhood.

yeap.. another one bites the dust. weddings... engagements here and there i tell you... memang hujung2 tahun ni musim mengawan! hahahahaha

aku? hahahahh lepak arrr babe...

=D

ini bulan... saya maaanyak bizi. saya maanyak kerja mau abiskan. saya maaanyak masalah. nanti, bila saya sulah tatak bizi. saya kasi post sama ini blog manyak manyak..

This is just mortifying..

Aku tatau laa whether korang dah tau kee belum.. baca ni (click). aku bukannya kisah sangat pasal mangkuk tu. tapi aku kisah pasal reputasi negara kita dengan kredibiliti kita dalam education. as i am from the education field (business?), rasa sedikit sedih laa sebab benda yang bodoh sebegini dibenarkan berlaku. kalau ada graduan dengan sijil dari luar negara jerr.. kita semua pandang tinggi. bukannya aku nak semua orang dipersoal kan kelayakan pendidikan mereka. tetapi sekurang kurang nya.. a quick background check boleh jerr kan? a quick phone call? reference? bila benda ni melibatkan pihak lain.. pihak international.. memang for sure lah akan menjejaskan reputasi negara kita sebagai education hub. mari kita lihat nanti... apa cover up. apa alasan yang nak dicanang? 

----------EDIT----------

bagus.. tindakan yang bijak. kalau dah cenggini jadinya.. memang patut resign dulu and then clear things out. legal advisor dia bagus and dia pun tak hesitate. updates read here. (click)

steps yang aku cadangkan untuk En. Fazley.. quit.. pegang saham company. gi register masters courses betul2 and prove that you can actually get it (the qualification) either way. =D

Working too hard?

 

I totally agree with the final statement. dont work too hard, nobody notices anyway. =D

Senarai nafsu..

yaaa... semua orang punya nafsu.. sekarang, nafsu aku yang paling hebat berkocak dan bergolak adalah nafsu untuk memiliki sebarang bentuk biasiswa atau tajaan untuk sambung Phd.. okaayy... okaayy.. ye laa baru jer settle research, entah lulus entah tidak.. dah ada hati nak sambung. dah nama pun nafsu kan?? lagi bagus dari bernafsukan wanita cantik bertubuh mantap yang cuma mengundang 1)masalah 2)dosa 3)ketidak tenteraman jiwa. jadi skarang aku nak lafazkan segala nafsu2 aku di sini supaya tak ada apa yang tersekat di tekak. nafsu biasiswa tu seharusnya no satu skarang ni. dan pastinya, tajaan tersebut haruslah ke university di UK atau mana2 English speaking countries. marii marriiii... lepas dapat result mari kita memburu nya.

nafsu kedua aku skarang semestinya memiliki 4x4 pickup truck.. yeapp aku nak tukar kereta putih aku tu dengan kenderaan yang GAGAH dan tampak kejantanan yang optimum. mitsubishi triton menjadi pujaan hati. barulah aku boleh panjat, langgar, rentas segala jalan dan space kat blakang tu bleh laaa aku angkut the whole world with me. dulu aku selalu shoulder jerr the whole world... ada pickup truck power baru laa senang sket rasa hati. =D

Figura 1.1 Kereta gagah dan jantan pujaan hati...

nafsu hebat seterusnya haruslah aku ingin memiliki sebuah basikal MTB yang cun lagi mantap untuk segala adventure aku nanti. aku tak kisah tentang brand2 ni.. yang penting ianya perlu superlight weight, around 9kg camtu.. dan groupset (gear, hydraulic brake, etc) yang mantap. orang dengar basikal.. pasti ada yang bilang.. "basikal jerr kot.. beli jer lah!". tapi basikal2 high end ni bleh cecah 10k ke atas.. yeap.. sepuluh ribu ringgit ke ATAS! haaa amik kau..!

Figura 1.2 Basikal yang menyetimkan (meng stim kan?) hahahah

(okeh.. mari kita open quiz sket sini... berapa harga basikal ni.. cuba korang teka... tak aci google arr... siapa paling close aku blanja minum dan kalo korang nasib baik.. blanja makan skali.. okehhh mari mari marii... acara teka kacang tajaan bersama en.azam, dr rozmey tak terlibat! =D)

selain dari tu.. aku memang sudah lama bernafsukan komputer alienware. jika aku diberi pilihan gadis seksi separa bogel dan komputer alienware (tak kisah lah laptop dia kee.. desktop dia ke), nescaya aku akan memilih komputer tersebut. walaupun kedua-duanya adalah liability... tapi komputer lebih mudah diuruskan dan tak melawan cakap. plus point tu! ngeee... hahahaha

 Figura 1.3 Alienware area51 VS hot babe Maria Ozawa

verdict

PASTINYA ALIENWARE AREA 51 dengan core i7!! bwahahaha

p/s:- hot babe tu bukan lisa surihani =D

so dengan nafsu aku yang membuak-buak terhadap semua ini, masakan aku ada masa dan wang lebih untuk dibazirkan kepada benda-benda laqa' lain? tak kan?? tapi apa2 pun... ni cuma nafsu aku lah... bak kata orang "ikut hati MATI... ikut rasa BINASA".. so kalau ikut nafsu.. apa jadi? =p

He was a warrior...

Akhirnya... after more than 7 years of solid service.. my thumbdrive moved on to the afterlife. Aku dah lose track dah berapa kali thumbdrive aku masuk mesin basuh dan aku jumpa balik lepas dah kering jemur.. lebih 10 kali gak laa kot.. kena campak.. kena duduk.. kena pijak.. semua ni dia selamba go through without a scratch (or perhaps loss of data to be exact). he was a warrior i tell you. 'a tough as hell of a warrior' sampaikan.. bila dah patah.. yes, usb connector dia patah dah.. aku bleh lagi letak dan pegang kuat2 jolok.. and bleh transfer file2 masters dan lain-lain masuk pc dulu. i loved my thumbdrive.. a solid KINGston. so this is a tribute to my loyal subject. after years of poking into unknown territories in who knows how many usb ports.. im giving my thumbdrive a warrior's funeral... a knight by right.. and like all great warrior, will go to the halls of valhalla! so long good friend.. and your successor will be a kingston too..! =D

I was there...

"maybe i know somewhere deep in my soul that love never lasts
and we've got to find other ways to make it alone
keep a straight face. and i've always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance
and up until now i had sworn to myself that I'm content with loneliness
because none of it was ever worth the risk"

*edit

"But YOU are the only exception.." =)

Location: National Stadium

Date: 19/10/2010

Halal food issue..

Well this one for people with dipsophobia. 

Fear of alcohol is termed "dipsophobia," a word derived from the Greek "dipsa" (thirst) and "phobos" (fear). "Dipsa" is also used to form the words "dipsomania" (an abnormal craving for alcohol) and "dipsosis" (a medical condition characterized by abnormal thirst)

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(an entry from buletin halal disember 2009)

dont just judge without really knowing anything. yeah be careful than be sorry is okay. but dont just simply lable things and judge people who doesn't really follow your 'safe than sorry' policy as evil or doomed to hell. who are u? god?

FYI: there are a lot of stuff you consume on a daily basis contains alcohol.. fermented stuff.. soy sauce.. tapai.. etc  

ok now.. THINK!

Communist? nahhh...

The north koreans sure know how to 'spice' up their military life! =D

*pictures from the 65th anniversary of communism in north korea

Keseronokan dengan rasa bersalah...

Aku tatau nak cakap apa... aku suka lagu bodoh ni! hahahahah

"ohhh... you touched my tra la la la... mmm my ding ding dong"

House & Chuck

House and chuck season baru that keluar.. and im loving it. baru episode 2 camtu.. and seriously i love the development dalam house baru ni. dont worry.. i wont spoil it. go watch it your self. i find that gregory house is definitely somebody i could relate to. not the genius part laaa of course... broken part tu maybe lah. we're all broken to a certain extend. like how we're all not perfect. we're all a walking flaw but somehow, we need to live this life and be happy about it. hell yeahh for all the struggle and all the good moments in our life! =)

Jam & birthdays..

Ianya adalah hari lahir tawam (short from tandas awam). maka satu sessi rasmi ditujukan kepadanya. dia dapat gitar LTD. selamat menuakan diri wahai kawan kawan. semoga umur bertambah selari dengan kematangan. ko tu dah nak kawen kot. =D now im gonna let the pictures speak for themselves.

 

Lokasi: The Band Shop, Melawati

Masa: 11pm onwards

Tarikh: 1/10/2010