Tuesday, 5 August 2008

Self Centered Shit!! (mine!!!)

According to some friends, i am currently suffering from a major trauma and in a defensive mode when it comes to relationship. They said that I am building a wall around me by putting a LOT of criteria and being fussy about it. This, as they claimed, will put me on a safe zone and thus disabling me from making any progress with any new found relationship even though the chemistry is there.

Another school of thought has devised somewhat a different theory to it. They are saying that I am too of a 'best friend' type than the 'boyfriend materia'l, not having the ego to really keep them interested. According to them, I am the 'nice guy' type and everybody know that nice guys are the last thing a girl want as a bf (eventhough they claim they want a nice guy, just wanna be loved and all, don't be fooled!! xD).

[*all the statement are based on what friends have said to me. I didn't in any way alter the information to make it more dramatic and doesn't intend to cause any personal or emotional harm to the people involved. I value your concerns and I know you guys care about me.. =D]

Okay.. okaayyy.. cut the CRAP!! Do I look traumatized to you?? Do you think I'll be having seizures the moment a girl passes by? Frozen perhaps? Just give me a hot girl and lets see how traumatized am I.. xD muahahhaha *evil laughs! Me, being selective doesn't mean that I am not willing to or that I am gay. It's just that I couldn't really get all the ingredient right yet. I wanna be sure (yeaa.. yeaaa.. i know.. we're not making a car here.. so no guarantees!).. I wanna make a masterpiece.. not some junk that'll end up in the attic.

Figure 1.1 Do i look traumatized here??

So... I am the best friend type huh?? I'm just wondering, with this sharp mouth of mine, I could offend a flock of girls in a matter seconds.. So you still think I am the best friend type huh? Nice? That one, it's not for me to judge.. But all i can say is.. Life has never been better than right now. Friends all around, to share tears and laughters.. More time to myself and my interest.. More $$ to spend on what I always wanted.. More freedom in doing what ever shit I wanted.. So, you tell me, is there anything wrong with that?? xD

Figure 2.2 Liquid 'bestfriend' oozing out and beaming with 'nice' guy's aura

Verdict: Let it comes naturally.. when it happens, it happens.. xD

10 comments:

Donut said...

Well, we'll still be excited if you ever find one someday.

Anonymous said...

kikikiki feel like laughing so hard. who said that? best friend type? nice? traumatize?...

no no. those aren't correct.

u are not traumatize. u just want the 'right' one to come along. no more 'cinta monyet'. correct? while a lot of girls can interest u, chemistry and such, u still find flaws in them. why settle for someone with flaws when u can get a flawless one? right? and i dont mean perfect. no one is. but we put a standard to our next 'sweetheart'. until now, the girls u met, haven't reached the standard u want.

remember u told me about chocolate mars bar? hehe...

best friend... hmmm well i admit that u have been a good friend. u lend shoulders to cry on. but i know u can be completely different with a girlfriend.

nice? well, hmmm... i guess it depends on who's judging... to me, u mmg makan dalam sometimes with your words... hmmmm lets just say, ur social life isn't up to my standard i set for my guy. hehe

let nature do her job. let that u***z*h come by herself.

:p

Bert Steve said...

tah ko ni. lepak kuching la baru daring~

saje nak rhyme

Anonymous said...

hehehehehehehehehe. this post is sooo funny.

azam, azam.
they said ur the nice type?
ur friends mesti nak jaga hati u ni.
that is afterall, what friends are for. :p

ur nothing but mean to me.
HAHA. ok, kidding.. kidding.
ofcourse ur a nice guy. u listened to me babble about the psycho when actually i know u dreaded listening to each word that i had to say.
but u listened anyway, didnt u?
so yeaa, ur nice. ;p

but azam, seriously u need to chill.
like i said last night, you are soooo sensitive sometimes!! for a guy, i mean.
i can be sensitive all i want. :p

and like i said before, she'll find u someday. without u even having to search. so yes, lets enjoy this singlehood of ours while we own it.

when ur happy, it shows. from ur words. from the way u smile. and from the way u treat other people.
so if ur happy, u wont be mean!

peace! make love! not war! :p

Anonymous said...

so true azie nazri!!!

mmg azzam is a sensitive type. emo2 tak tentu pasal.

sebab tu la Ain cakap u PMS!!!

kikikiki

no hard feelings mate. u know i care about u :p

Azzam?? said...

azie: emo ye?? mmg laaa.. sbb i kan suka emo rock! Michael Learns to Roc.. ehh.. My Chemical Romance rocks!!! hahahaha

Hana: PMS is actually a sexually discriminating acronym! since the modern world demand equality, so men have rights to be sensitive and have their own PMSes! We are presidents, u wanna be presidents, u can be clingy sensitive, useless and annoying, why can we men be that as well?? hahahahah *evil laughs

Unknown said...

You're the kind of person that looks like u don't care about others but u actually do...
Am i rite?

U look like the reincarnation of a serial killer...am i rite?

Not....

Anonymous said...

azzam, i do not even want to be the president.

you guys come on!!! vote on 'who would u date!!!'

poll on my page

Anonymous said...

he dat fears not de future may enjoy de present,

let go evrything.

Azzam?? said...

cat: im confused now.. hmmm which one cat?? xD hahahaha

hana: so.. u like being the dmsel in distress ek?? heheheh good good

previous chapter: your deep and profound words failed to get through my thick skull of ignorance and my subconscious trust of the future, present and the spelling of 'the' xD muahahhaha